Donatello
Captain Hook
It's official. We be doin it. NOT LIKE THAT, TRICK ASS HO ASS TRICK! We on our way to elevatin the game, ya dig? Dan Jiggity Johnson aka Donatello aka The Don aka Don uh tell ya, is the freshest thing to enter the Hip-Hop scene since Do or Die made "Po Pimp". Just to remind you how dope that shit is/was I done linked that shit to this mu-fuckin blog.
Marty C. aka Captain Hook be writin them, well...hooks. Simple as that. Donatello is King of the streets of Summit, Illinois which be across the street from Chicago (never 'The Chi'). The grass ain't no greena on the other side cuz the only thing we lookin at that's green is that dolla dolla, girl let me holla holla. Marty C. is King of Portage Park, Chicago and if you aint never heard of it that just means you a punk bitch that don't know no better. If you don't know, now you know. Just be on the lookout for our new single "I Hurt Too, We All Hurt" which actually, now that I think about it, sounds pretty pussy-esque. And you know we know about that pussy-esque (check out the video at the bottom, that's what our partiez are gonna be like minus the zebra print g-string and fake bonerz, cuz when shit is real, shit is real, ya dig playboy?). The title might seem soft but once we add that bass that make ya nut hairz stand up and plenty of high hat and maybe a little chopped and screwed, if we got time, that shit is gonna be rockin booty butt bangerz with hangerz. We grown ass men and if you be sippin on that haterade you better shut up talkin to us.
By the way all this shit is copyrighted, patented, and all up in ya urrrrea. Certified gangsters.
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