Dopplegangster: Eddie McCahill.

If Eddie looked like a kid but was really a midget, this is what I think he would look like. And act like.

?

I have no idea.

Dopplegangster: Me in 5. Or Al minus 5.

I was watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall yesterday and this dude made a 2-second appearance so I had to take a snapshot of it. Besides the two main hardbodies in the movie, it was probably the only other part I enjoyed.

Everybody has to start somewhere.

You don't have to leave the house.

I can't say this boggles my mind because I've become accustomed to reading things that make absolutely no sense. I really don't like being used to that. "Online Fitness Coaches." I can see it now. A fitness instructor, fully clothed in spandex, head band, and one of those Garth Brooks microphones that connects to your ear and makes its way to your mouth. The instructor of course wouldn't need any of the fitness gear, that would just be to trick their client into thinking they were actually working out.

This is what it would look like when the fitness instructor needed to motivate the client to get a few more reps in. Of course the person on the receiving end wouldn't be able to take such verbal abuse and would be forced to squeeze out a few more sit-ups. Or if they didn't feel like it they would just turn the volume down or just not do them. After all, what the hell is the instructor going to do? E-punish them?

If I were a dad.

I'd definitely own massive amounts of those underwear.

Math Homework. Part 2.

A conversation between Todd and I, trying to figure out some complex math formulas. And obviously getting somewhere.

Math Homework.

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As you can see from Chart 1, there seems to be a strong positive correlation between intelligence and shirt-wearing. The sample was a simple random sample and since there wasn't enough intelligent people to gather data from, I had to make up some hypothetical results that would further prove my point. So we can see that there is some sort of relationship between the intelligence of a person and how often that person wears a shirt.

The same study was done in the southern American states (home to primarily Jerry Springer's audience and guests). The data depicted in Chart 2 kind of fucked me up a bit. The data points got so lumped together and overlapped in the bottom left of the chart that I had no idea what kind of correlation there was. I would have created a hypothetical "intelligent" data set but I'm not too sure it exists in this region.

So it looks as if the study proved my hypothesis.