Tuesday, June 16, 2009

7th Letter Of The Alphabet.

Yes!

Yes!

Definitely YES!

Check out the 2009 graduating kindergarten class at the school my mom taught at. All of "hip" Urbana could not even come close to matching these little dudes' steez. Not a single person I know could pull these ridiculously fly suits off. While everyone is wondering what denim to buy for fall, these little dudes just keep shit straight classic and classy.

Little pimps, big pimpin.

Monday, June 15, 2009

FTW.

For a few months I've always overlooked the e-expression "FTW." I never had a clue as to what it meant and was far too lazy to look it up. Thanks to Urban Dictionary I found it means "for the win." Which I still don't understand. Let me try to use it in a highly fictional scenario.

Josh - Wow.
Marty - Yea man, alright fuck this I'm going to go talk to her.

Marty - Hey, it's really coming down out there. What is up with all this rain?
Hardbody - ...

Hardbody walks away. (N)FTW for Marty. (N=Not). I think that's about right. And this scenario is fictional because I would have never gone up to talk to Exhibit A. I would have just stared at her until she was uncomfortable enough to leave. That's my life, dig it.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Life 2.0


I like this painting.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

There is still hope.


I think almost every guy has asked the question, "Why do all the hot girls go out with such douchebags?" Except for the guys that are the "douchebags" of course. Then the only question they're asking is, "Can we keep the lights on?"

I, personally, don't see it like that all of the time. Sure, in college it was depressing to think that the never ending popularity contest was indeed never going to end. But this dude Marko Jaric, gives me hope. He may be an NBA basketball player, but he is not a superstar and from what I can see he is pretty painful to look at. I don't think it's the picture that is doing him an injustice. It's his eyes. Look at how unbelievably close together they are. Literally. I actually don't believe that's what he looks like. I think someone must have Photoshop'd this. I guess in the end, I don't really care what he looks like. Eyes that are too close together is easily overlooked when you have that type of hardbody hanging off your arm. Good for him.