Twinz.

Why isn't rap music like this anymore?

Evolution.

How have we evolved into a small-talking, singing-into-computer-cameras, pathetic species? Answer #1: MySpace.

Keep Guessing

Keep Guessing from The Basement Productions Chicago on Vimeo.

Starring: Jason "Denzel" Merritt-Moore
Written by: Me.
Directed by: Josh Henning

If that doesn't work watch it in "HD" on youtube here

Yes.

There are still a few things worth looking forward to.

Mac Commercials.

Whenever a song no one has ever heard of is featured in a Mac commercial, the song receives overnight success. I just didn't know this dude was the one who wrote this song. What a liberal bunch.

Leo D.

I may deny saying this later in life, but oh well, Leonardo DiCaprio is the fucking man. I'm not very up-to-date on celebrity sightings but as far as I know, he's never caught doing lame shit. Like being seen at some "I'm Famous" party partaking in Hollywood talk, or dating some actress who thinks she's mega hot and ultra talented but really fails at both (see Cameron Diaz, she is in good shape though). Instead he only rocks with top notch breezies like Ms. Rafaeli.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Leonardo dates Rafael[i], while wearing Donatell[a]. That's all I got.

Still about the Bulls.

Although the Bulls are no longer hooping for the trophy, I would like to make sure that everyone knows that it has always been about the Bulls. All the other Chicago teams pale in comparison...literally, have you seen all the black guys on the Bulls?

Oh yea. This is the picture we're going to use when Al goes missing for a few years. The Feds will never figure out that the prime suspect is also pictured. And that mu-fucka ain't wearin no Bulls hat.