Tuesday, January 06, 2009
The Ol' Sexist Marty!
The "liberals" are out to get me. So what if I like to threaten girls with my g-string? Is that such a crime? Anyways, to calm my out of control sexist comments, I figured I'd take a stab at a beautiful love song about not being able to sleep in Brazil.
This little love song was written by the infamous Patty Cakes. I'm not really sure who the song is directed towards but my guess would be his girlfriend, or as a sexist like me would put it, his main...nevermind. I really didn't know most of the words to this lovely little tune but I figured I'd give it a go anyways. This is to all the couples out there who think they are better than everyone else. My sexist hat (which is insulated with female pubic hair) is tipped to you.
Marty C.
P.S. The C stands for Cunt.
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3 comments:
you're so pretty
what's your problem dude? i don't think you know pat well enough to be such a dick like that to him. it'd be funny if you made jokes like that with your friends but you aren't friends with pat. you're just an asshole.
the biggest ham ever born
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