Friday, January 30, 2009

Oh really.


It is amazing that a leading journalism establishment like The New York Times thinks that its encoded messages will go unnoticed. I must admit, racism is usually pretty beautiful when it takes you a few minutes to realize what is actually going on. This is a perfect example of it. At first I believed that it was just another white guy shot at Asian and/or brown people. What better way to tell Asian people that they are the scum of the Earth? If you're racist against their brown clouds that pretty much leaves nothing left. First it was the Asian long horn beetle. Now the Asian Brown cloud is abusing affirmative action and all the white clouds are at an unfair disadvantage. Then I realized that this isn't only an example of being racist towards inanimate objects, but also social commentary on just about everything brown. Mr. Henry Fountain describes us as, "...an unpleasant, unhealthy and climate-affecting of sooty haze that envelops the region, particularly in winter." Why particularly in winter? Last I checked, we all come from warm regions of the Earth, so when it is cold outside we tend to stay indoors wearing our sombreros, or Rastafarian hats, or these things while we watch Jerry Springer hoping our relatives made the final cut.

If white clouds are rain I wonder what brown clouds are. Gravy? Dookie?

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