McCain's chance.

With the polls heavily favoring Obama, we should begin to wonder how the government is going to help McCain win. It should be rather obvious. After 5+ years of searching for the mean mothatrucka responsible for 9/11 the American people are desperate for change. Change in the plot of the surreal movie that has been taking place in this country for the past 8 years (subtitled Life in America). Change that results in a climax.

Let's face it, the main reason McCain and that cuntface (I forget her name) like to promise "victory" in Iraq is because they know that most Americans spend most of their time either watching shitty blockbusters or attempting to make their lives into shitty blockbusters. Rambo never loses. The Terminator never loses. Rocky never loses (except for that one time). If this were American logic class we would be able to deduce that America never loses. And Stallone almost never loses.

So in the next month expect the government to dress up a local tamale man with a beard and turban and call him Osama Bin Laden. McCain will parade around America claiming that if we would have trusted Obama and pulled out of Iraq, we would have never found Osama. It just might work. If people don't believe it's truly him, the government will just say it was a bad attempt at spicing up Halloween...and I'm certain most Americans will at least believe that.