Sonotheque.

Last weekend I got a bunch of invites to go to Sonotheque and see some dudes from Stones Throw spin records. The last time I went to one of these things I ended up having a good time but the place was a perfect post office, nothing but male. Here's what I missed:

Erin Murphy done got herself a man. Finally. (And got kind of cute.)

Joe McCahill busted out his badass necklace and thought he was the life of the party.

Hey look! Annie, Jenny, and Tess decided to come out and have a good time!

TyTy finally lucked out. Big time. Jesus.

Dan/Todd Johnson ate his weight in bullshit.

Jason decided to lower his standards to a level I didn't think was possible. And Julian showed Buffalo Bill from The Silence of The Lambs how to Lean Like a Cholo.

No but seriously. I was there. Ask Jason, we even had a conversation.