Unfair.

Mr. Death Cab for Cutie is laying the smack down on Zooey Deschanel. Hardbody to the max degree.

I'm still trying to decide if I should be happy about this or not. On one hand, I'm not a fan of Death Cab for Cutie and the "I'm A Pussy!" anthems they create. But on the other hand, this guy is an ugly ass dude that tricked a total dime piece into thinking he was cool and "deep." That should be a sign that there is still hope for me and my kind. You know, the "I'm too good for everything and talk shit about things because I'm insecure" kind. Don't act like you don't know! After all, you are reading this...