Ching Chong Chinaman.

The very first Vietnamese-American was elected to the House of Representatives by the people of Louisiana. He even admits that he only won because there was a really low turnout since the election was held a month after the Nov. 4th election and people were already back to their bullshit lives. Anh "Joseph" Cao. I love the fact that the name he goes by regularly needs to be in quotations. White people thoughts: I'm sure this "Joseph" thinks he's "American" but we all know his real name. It's Charlie.

I'm glad there is a black dude in the white house. It definitely shows that America is progressing somewhat when it comes to race issues. However, I'm also happy because he's not an Asian dude, which protects my right to bitch about everything and anything. Until an Asian dude is in the big office giggling at jokes a little bit too hard causing his frizzy hair to vibrate, I will continue to blame the "man" for all of my problems. This dude also needs to be bad at dancing but badass at karaoke. If all of these stereotypes are fulfilled, I may rethink my whole life strategy. But until then, let's laugh at this Vietnamese-American conservative idiot. I bet he is going to own some n00bs in Congress.

And if you don't know what "own some n00bs in Congress" means. Congratulations, you're not Asian!

-Marty