I have had to listen to the 24 cock-jockeys for far too long. Constantly riding Jack Bauer's scroters like he ever did something besides kill imaginary terrorists. Well your brown-people-killing ways are done Jack! Ever since A.P. Calculus class (which I was allowed to play MasterMind in, since I was so lost, as long I kept quiet) I've been shushed like a little kid while Jack prances around smashing his All-American elbow into jihadists' faces. Don't you dare shush me, I'm a grown ass unemployed man.I've never really seen 24 but I don't think I really need to. Let me guess: white guy with a bad haircut has a day to kill a shit load of people trying to ruin America? Watch Die Hard and save yourself the 22 and a half hours. For some reason people can't find a great reason to explain why the show is so good. "Jack Bauer is so clever and awesome and the writing is so genius!" Bitch please, raise up off those n-u-t's, because you gets none of deez (thoze), at ease. How is that for writing?
The real "Jack" is the one from Law & Order. Murder mysteries of any kind are no big deal to Jack McCoy. The fool will be locked up and bleeding in the showers before you can Object. At a recent sighting at the Playboy mansion where Jack was the guest of honor he was quoted saying, "Mr. Bauer, I object to that whack ass show, that whack ass plot, that whack ass pistol, and that whack ass haircut! Peace mu-fuckaz, McCoy out..." When McCoy leaves the courtroom NBC, TNT, and USA networks all refuse to play the music that is actually accompanying the exit. "I'm a seventh letter of the alphabet!" See below!
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24 is a waste of time. agreed, next question.
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