"A client was laying here looking up and told me, Michelle, you have Jesus on your ceiling. I just kind of looked at her, and she said you do, Jesus on the ceiling," said Michelle Beech, Manager.
In my opinion, when you see a 'portrait' of Jesus Christ in a water stain on a ceiling tile, there is either something wrong with your mental interpretation of Jesus Christ or you are abusing a prescribed substance, which is awesome. When is it ever just a stain? or a Cheeto? or just tree bark? or just a normal piece of whatever? Those that (supposedly) follow in Jesus' footsteps should be bothered that the only natural pictorial evidence they have of Jesus comes in savory Frito-Lay snacks, nasty ruined ceiling tiles, or countless other ridiculous things. The right thing to do would be to begin to question whether this pictorial evidence of what Jesus looks like is getting in the way of the beliefs and morals he preached and taught. Imagine being hung up on something so ridiculous, constantly inspecting every snack, mud imprint, used tampon, or anything else just as trivial and unimportant (well, not the tampons), never really being able to practice those ideals. If I were one of those people I would be completely upset. Then again, I'm not one of those people. I eat Cheetos 6 at a time, never worrying if I'm biting the head off of Jesus. If I have...it was delicious.
Why does it seem like all of these "Jesus" sightings happen in Wisconsin?
-Marty
1 comment:
I think the tree bark one is real.
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