My proposal.

Let me take you on an adventure of mine. It is going to be filled with bad teeth, lots of makeup, and a really confusing accent. It's also going to be filled with markass marks, trickass marks, punk bitches, and skip skaps, skanks, and scallywags...hoes, heffers, he ha's, and hulyhoops. This place is Glasgow, Scotland. Come with me and you will see a world of pure imagination. Deep fry that shit son.